Saw a cat that looked like a deep-sea creature so I turned it into one :)
Saw a cat that looked like a deep-sea creature so I turned it into one :)
So what is the threshold in declaring whether this experiment is a mistake or not? Do we need to send feedback in daily? Stop using the site altogether? What will actually be counted vs written off as people not liking change?
cyle:
when we A/B test something, it means that one group of people has the new thing, and one group of people has the old thing. this youtube video is a very quick way of explaining that process, i suggest watching it first here.
in this case, with the new navigation layout, our hypothesis is that the new layout will be more easily understood by more people, meaning we’ll see more engagement with the navigation items themselves. like literally, more clicks to the things we now have labels for, when before they were just an icon. and the fact they’re in a place that’s become more standard across the internet: a left-aligned sidebar.
ideally, that will lead to better retention of new users, and even an “aha” moment for people who have been on tumblr for a long time but never really looked at those different destinations. i’ve been on tumblr since 2009 and even i’ve found myself clicking on the inbox and activity more than ever, with the new change.
for us to see the change as a “mistake”, we’d need to see statistical evidence to contradict that hypothesis, which we’re already tracking automatically for everyone in the test. we’d also need to get an overwhelming amount of feedback to contradict any positive gains we do see. sending in negative feedback daily won’t do that.
so if you want the whole thing to go away: we need to see a negative behavior change in potentially millions of peoples’ behavior. that has happened before! we’ve rolled changes back that caused that negative reaction. that’s the whole point of these experiments.
and if you want to send us feedback about how the experience is negatively affecting you: please, please do!!! despite the statistical evidence, we want to know if there are accessibility concerns we missed, usability concerns, design considerations, etc etc, because that’s why we’re running this as an experiment and not just launching it to everyone. that feedback is really important to us, as long as it’s constructive.
so to people with this update: stop using the site, which is what i’ll be doing as of now.
because there’s no OTHER way to use the site than ‘click’ on the new things. if they’re only counting engagement and people using the new stuff, then you HAVE to stop using the site, completely.
if you have this update, i suggest sending feedback and then not using tumblr at all or at the very least, typing in the url of what you’re trying to reach which is what i’ve been doing since the changes are that unwieldy. for example, i just go /inbox instead.
but really it seems like the only thing that will work is to stop.
they dont teach us shit about helluva boss roleplay in american schools either but y’all haven’t seemed to have a problem learning about that
ohhhh my god you think beer tastes like piss? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite black cherry white claw
tumblr in 2020:
- posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
- a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
- images disabled altogether
- they ban you if you have a custom theme
- app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
- you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money
today’s family debate is bagels. so, I’ll ask the question:
what is the best bagel flavor
plain
sesame
poppyseed
everything
whole wheat
egg
cinnamon raisin
I don’t eat bagels
more than one
other (share in the tags)
we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire
*sound of gun cocking* they can be disabled
tumblr’s current business model isn’t profitable and never will be and no amount of scolding from staff blogs or tumblr ad-free pay piggies is gonna fix that. don’t let yourself be guilted into buying merch, badges or ad-free. you’re throwing your money into a bottomless pit while the techbro ghouls running this website laugh about you at their next board meeting while applauding the shmucks coming up with new ideas on how to twitter- or tiktokify the website
“but tumblr needs to make money!!!”
if tumblr really wants its regular user onboard with keeping the website afloat then we should at least demand that they do the bare minimum in keeping the site functional. and right now, they’re not even doing that. every change they’ve made lately has made the website/app worse. i should give my money to tumblr so what—they can make a more intrusive version of tumblr live? remove the chronical dashboard? come up with an even more transphobic way of doing content moderation? yeah, no thanks
life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you’ve diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me
“Uncle Benadryl’s one minute rice” one minute what? awake? left to live?
WORST SODA GO! *each option accounts for knock-off and alternate versions and different flavors*
coke
pepsi
root beer
mountain dew
sprite / 7up / sierra mist
fanta / sunkist / orange crush
squirt
dr. pepper
cream soda
other (please specify)
(*idk what the soda arrangement is like in other countries so this might be very usa-centric sorry)
IM GONNA BLOW UP AND TAKE APPROX. 17% OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WITH ME
lets all kill ourselves
pasta expands and spinach shrinks. if we could have them mate we may be able to creayte a food which does not change at all when cooked
has anyone else ever noticed how good i am at picking pictures to reblog
what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
the crab day thing kind of proves staff must think we’re all fucking idiots
hi there. tumblr as a website is currently operating at a deficit because nobody wants to pay for ad free browsing. this is because basic quality-of-life features are either nonexistent or malfunctioning, our staff refuses to take the most trivial of anti-hate speech measures despite demonstrating the tools to do so against minority bloggers, and every form of content moderation is heavily and transparently weighted against the LGBT community. as the people in charge, we have decided that we’re going to ignore all of those factors and instead make an appeal to nostalgia to get you to buy dumb cosmetic bullshit for your dashboard while we threaten to turn the website into an even less functional twitter clone, much like how all the smartest shipwrights in the 1920s decided to model their new vessels after the RMS Titanic.